Someday I read, if bad nonmemory, an article of Camilo Francisco Rooms on humorous definitions of words of the Castilian, collections without a doubt of habladura opita that is so ingenious. I always waited for continuations of the article but not if it were that Camilo Francisco did not return to write or simply I was who I did not read them. Since it is wanted to share with him several definitions that have seemed me graciossimas: LOVE: Rome, the other way around/That so tuna that you feel by your clean husband when the house Feeling that inspires the greatest projects to us, and the love prevents realizarlos/us is a democracy, as much enjoys the one that is above like the one of down. MONEY: Aphrodisiac of immediate effect Money calls money, but mine it seems to be dumb Money isnt everything. also they are the credit cards and travel checks, the gold, the diamonds /the money does not make the happiness: The done purchase. DIVORCE: when your woman decides to live with your pay but without you When you separate of your woman and you marry with a lawyer the major to you problem of our time, after the marriage Life after the death.

ELECTIONS: So that people can heft the different arguments and vote by most handsome If there were not electoral campaign, how we would know what they are not going to do? /Strange masochistic custom to choose to somebody so that you joda. GOVERNMENT: Factory of scandals Team of experts in manipulating statistics. MAN: Boy with a check checkbook domestic Animal of two legs Interface that is between the keyboard and the chair Besides the shelter of mink, the other thing with hairs that the woman wishes? nico animal that it must pay to make the love unsuitable Part of a penis. TAXES: What all we contributed so that the country can have toll freeways System of social justice by which those that evade more they have Elevator of the politicians: before they lower them to the elections, raise later them.